Dr. Glassa

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For decades, Malik Glassa has lived an ordinary life as a dietitian. His only claim to fame is that one of his patients was Captain Novolin, who once saved the world from junkfood aliens. In reality, without Dr. Glassa telling him what to eat, the captain would have succumbed to complications of diabetes. Now he’s finally ready to enter the spotlight and teach everyone the dangers of eating unhealthily. He’s got a way with words, and he’s going to milk that for everything he’s got. Mm.
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  • Rips performed by Dr. Glassa
  • Rips related to milk
  • Rips related to food recommended in his meal plans or otherwise related to
    healthy food in general
  • Rips related to medical and other
    health-related practices
  • Examples
  • Glassafornia Gurls,
    Glassa Claus Be Comin’ Fo You
  • Milk Bar, The Milkman Conspiracy,
    Hot Milk by Snail’s House
  • Songs from LazyTown, Fruit Ninja,
    Banana Man by Tally Hall
  • Dr. Rabbit’s World Tour, Wii Fit Series,
    My Stop Smoking Coach with Allen Carr
 Illustration: MS360 (@emesse360)
Description: JJokerDude (JJokerDude)

Nicolas Cage

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Keep the chit-chat to a minimum a-holes and get the fuck out of his way. The actor with insane range and YTPMV legend, Nicolas Cage is here introduce a new line of rips after the success of The Legend of Cage series. Now decked with rips from the Streets of Cage series and his seemingly endless catalog of properties he’s been a part of, he’ll leave everyone guessing what’s next from him! Like, did you know he was Spider-Noir in Spider-Verse? It’s crazy how much he’s in.
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  • YTPMVs featuring various clips of Nicolas Cage
  • Rips related to bees
  • Rips featuring music from The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask and the Streets of Rage series
  • Rips featuring music from properties Nicolas Cage has worked on
  • Rips featuring songs by Eyes of Noctum
  • Examples
  • Buck Bumble, Fuck Bees, Bee Movie
  • Happy Mask Salesman, Song of Healing, Clock Tower
  • Go Straight, FIghting in the Street,
    Slow Moon
  • G-Force, The Croods, Ghost Rider
  • God’s Second Hand, Devil’s Wind, Annihilate
 Illustration: Alexander A. McDonald (@ColorFairie)
Description: The Detour on YouTube (The Detour on YouTube)

Classic Crash Bandicoot

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Mysteriously ejected from an old CRT TV, this 3D model of Crash Bandicoot stands out from the rest of the world it now inhabits. Riding a heavily branded skateboard and DualShock Analog Controller in hand, this polygonal anomaly plans to bring that good ol’ 32-bit classic PlayStation flair to (Beta Mix)!
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  • Rips featuring music from the Crash Bandicoot and Spyro the Dragon franchises
  • Rips featuring other 3D mascot platformer games and franchises on the PS1
  • Rips featuring original music from demo discs
  • Rips featuring songs that appeared in the Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater trilogy
  • Examples
  • N. Sanity Beach, N. Sanity Island,
    Wizards & Lizards
  • Fireworks Factory, Autumn Plains,
    Gnasty Gnorc
  • Ape Escape series, Croc series,
    Tomb Raider series
  • Pizza Hut demo discs, Net Yaroze,
    Nintendo Gamecube Interactive
    Multi-Game Demo Disc     series
  • Superman by Goldfinger, You by Bad Religion, Amoeba by The Adolescents
 Illustration: redheartpink (redheartpink)
Model Rip: mandude (mdude)
Description: The Detour on YouTube (The Detour on YouTube)

Planet Express

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Good news everyone! Planet Express has been hired to deliver high quality rips straight to the event. Manning Old Bessie, this (replaceable) crew is no stranger to galaxy-shaking events. While this may seem like a fierce event to the other entrants, to them it’s just Another Day at work.

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  • Rips related to or done in the style of Futurama
  • Rips featuring music from any sci-fi franchise referenced in Futurama
  • Delivery service-related rips
  • Examples
  • The Futurama theme, Robot Hell, New New York
  • The Hustle, ytp sexer, Tuca Tuca (0to8 Remix)
  • Star Trek, Star Wars, MST3K, 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • Paperboy, Delivery Dance (GrubHub commercial),
    Pizza Theme from Spider-Man 2 (video game)
 Individual portraits: Turanga Leela • Philip J. Fry • Bender Bending RodriguezIllustration: 813N (@813N_)
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The Heavy

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RUN, COWARDS!!! Heavy Weapons Guy is here to capture the crown for his team. Bringing a fresh arsenal of weapons to the event, he’s set to dominate any who dares cross his path. Load equipped and contract accepted, Heavy is ready to taste victory for Another Day!

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  • Rips related to Valve properties
  • G-Mod/SFM animations that feature The Heavy
  • Rips featuring music from class-based shooter games
  • Rips related to Sam & Max, Homestar Runner, and Penny Arcade
  • Examples
  • Kazotsky Kick, MEDIC!, Right Behind You
  • Half-Life series, Portal series, Left 4 Dead series, Counter-Strike series
  • OCTOBER FIRST, Heavy is Dead, Frontier Justice
  • Paladins, Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare
  • Good Sam, Bad Max, Trogdor, Penny Arcade Theme by MC Frontalot
 Switch Teams: BLU Team
Illustration: 601billionlazer (@601billionlazer)
Description: thegoosamoosus

Takumi Fujiwara

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Praised as the “White Ghost of Akina” on his home course, the downhill street racing legend Takumi Fujiwara has garnered a reputation to respect. Unfortunately racing hasn’t been enough to help keep his father’s tofu business afloat. So here he is now stepping on the Gas Gas Gas in this event and leaving everyone behind in the dust with kickass Eurobeat bangers!
  • Sources
  • Eurobeat arrangements
  • Rips featuring songs in the Eurobeat genre
  • Rips featuring music from racing anime franchises
  • Rips featuring music from car racing games (excluding kart racers)
  • Examples
  • Running in the 90’s, Gas Gas Gas,
    Tiger by Manuel
  • Speed Racer franchise, Redline,
    Future GPX Cyber Formula
  • F-ZERO series, Gran Turismo series,
    Burnout series
 Illustration: Sonicheroesfan1 (@JemsArt)
Description: The Detour on YouTube (The Detour on YouTube)

Randy Marsh

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The high quality rips you see today are mass produced, cheap, and worst of all, they ain’t got no tegridy. Well fear no more dear reader! The founder of Tegridy Farms, Randy Marsh is here to fix that problem once and for all! Saying “Fuck you!” to the rest of invitees, this humble weed farmer will bring King for Another Day (Beta Mix) some long needed tegridy that it lacked before.
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  • Rips related to the South Park franchise
  • Rips featuring music from other works created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone
  • Rips related to weed
  • Rips related to farming
  • Rips featuring songs by the singer Lorde
  • Examples
  • Kyle’s Mom’s a Bitch, Let’s Fighting Love, licensed music that’s appeared in the show
  • Book of Mormon, Team America: World Police, songs by D.V.D.A.
  • Songs by Snoop Dogg, Trailer Park Boys, Seth Rogen
  • Harvest Moon series, Stardew Valley, Music from the StreetPass game Flower Town
  • Lorde’s hit song, Push
 Illustration: MS360 (@emesse360)
Description: The Detour on YouTube (The Detour on YouTube)

Scrooge McDuck

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Having declined to compete previously, Scrooge begrudgingly has accepted his invitation to (Beta Mix) to make his grand-nephews happy. In reality the richest duck in history would rather be swimming in his absurdly huge money hoard; but now that The Crown is fair game, he sees opportunity to snatch it and add it to his ever-growing collection of treasures and trinkets.
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  • Rips associated with the Mickey Mouse universe
  • Rips featuring music from properties made for Disney branded networks
  • Rips featuring video games about hunting valuable treasures
  • Examples
  • The DuckTales theme, The Moon,
    songs from Epic Mickey
  • Phineas and Ferb, Gravity Falls,
    Cory in the House
  • Spelunky, Bonanza Bros., R.E.P.O.
 Illustration: TVGhost (@TelevisionGh0st)
ft.redheartpink (redheartpink)
Description: The Detour on YouTube (The Detour on YouTube)

Rasputin

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They said he couldn’t be killed, and it was true, the Mad Monk has returned! 100 years ago he was content to be the man behind the throne, but Russia’s greatest love machine is now after a different type of royalty through King for Another Day (Beta Mix)!
  • Sources
  • Rips about or associated with Russia
  • Rips associated with piracy, keygen, or
    bootleg video games (excluding Grand Dad)
  • Rips featuring songs by Boney M.
  • Examples
  • Songs from the Tetris franchise,
    Papers, Please, Russkij Pusskij by Carlito
  • Piracy is no Party!, Action 52,
    WinRAR and RAR unblacklister
  • Rasputin, Ma Baker, Rivers of Babylon
 Illustration: redheartpink (redheartpink)
Description: The Detour on YouTube (The Detour on YouTube)

Plok

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Hailing from Poly-Esta Archipelago, the king of Akrillic Island Plok makes a splash in King for Another Day (Beta Mix)! But he’s not just here to catch fleas; with the power of the Follin brothers and his favorite tunes, he’ll set down his flag, marking territory on this album!
  • Sources
  • Rips featuring music from Plok!
  • Rips featuring music composed or arranged by the Follin Brothers
  • Rips featuring songs in the progressive rock genre
  • Examples
  • Title Music, Beach, Boss
  • Pictionary, Silver Surfer, Time Trax
  • 21st Century Schizoid Man, Bohemian Rhapsody, Shine On You Crazy Diamond
 Illustration: Sonicheroesfan1 (@JemsArt)
Description: PsyAlola (@primarina.pmd.social)
ft. The Detour on YouTube (The Detour on YouTube)