Tag: Dr. Glassa

For decades, Malik Glassa has lived an ordinary life as a dietitian. His only claim to fame is that one of his patients was Captain Novolin, who once saved the world from junkfood aliens. In reality, without Dr. Glassa telling him what to eat, the captain would have succumbed to complications of diabetes. Now he’s finally ready to enter the spotlight and teach everyone the dangers of eating unhealthily. He’s got a way with words, and he’s going to milk that for everything he’s got. Mm.

• Sources
• Rips performed by Dr. Glassa
• Rips related to milk
• Rips associated with medical or other health-related practices
• Healthy food-related rips

• Examples
• Glassafornia Gurls, Glassa Claus Be Comin’ Fo You
• Milk Bar, The Milkman Conspiracy, Hot Milk by Snail’s House
• Songs from Captain Novolin, My Stop Smoking Coach, Allen Carr’s EasyWay, Ring Fit Adventure
• Songs from LazyTown, Fruit Ninja, Banana Man by Tally Hall